What if Nozumu Itoshiki is your Teacher?!

“Will my school day would be still the same? Or I’m going to be insane!”

                What will happen if Itoshiki Nozumu (a.k.a Mr.Despair) was real and become your teacher, how would you react? If you asked me damn man, it will be one of the heck class a class that will not do anything just to say how despairing the whole world was that everything was in disorder. Well Nozumu is one heck of a teacher, and I don’t know how he got his teaching license.

Well although he sometimes attempt to take suicides (he still saying “What if I die”) and though what he’s saying was discouraging his student, it turns the table and make it feels like it was a good thing.

If Itoshiki Nozumu was my teacher in my university I’m sure of it my collage life will be full of life and nonsensical stuff even so it would be fun, a day of nothingness with out any serious thing to worry about.

They say that teacher influence their student, then so if he is my teacher then would I be like him, (Cool!) his usual pattern of acting during his realization of despair is pretty amazing,.

 

Chie Arai (新井 智惠)

The student counselor. If one supplies an alternate reading for the first kanji in her surname, her name is read "Niichie", a reference to Friedrich Nietzsche. She has an excellent figure and a large bust, which is admired by the local people during the swimming pool scene. She's often shown as a sadist rebuking various masochistic males, usually featured in the beginning of various episodes. Nozomu usually does anything she orders him to do (like getting Kiri Komori back to school) as he states her eyes are terrifying but he goes to her anytime he has one of his suicidal breakdowns brought on because of a random conspiracy theory.

Kaere "Kaede" Kimura

Kaere Kimura (木村 カエレ)

A returnee to Japan suffering from dissociative identity disorder. One is an ultimately Japanese woman named Kaede, a very gentle personality well-versed in Japanese culture. The other is a foreigner named Kaere who is disgusted by Japanese culture and touts the bizarre ways of the country she is supposedly from, though what country is never explained. Kaere is easily offended and constantly threatens to sue everyone. She unfortunately adopts the latter personality more often. Her given name derives from Japanese kaere, the imperative form of the verb kaeru (to return, to go back), and also from Kaela Kimura, a Japanese idol. She provides many panty shots, often with strange images on her panties. It is interesting to note that she possessed a third personality, a balance between the two, until she came to this class, and the students triggered a psychotic breakdown.

Kiri Komori

" The Hikikomori Idol. "

Kiri Komori

Kiri Komori (小 森 霧)

Age: 17 
Height: 165cm 
Blood type: A 
Three Sizes: 84/55/84

A beautiful, fair-skinned girl whose looks are hidden behind her long hair and the blanket she wears most of the time. She is a hikikomori, but Kafuka believes her to be a zashiki-warashi. Nozomu and Kafuka unintentionally frighten her out of her home during an attempt to persuade her to resume attending her classes, and she now takes up permanent residence in school. She also falls for Nozumu when he was judging her as a good double suicide partner. She spends most of her time in an unused room, but turns up every now and then in odd places such as school lockers or toilet cubicles. Her name is derived from komorikiri, which means "it sticks in its home".

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Rin Itoshiki

" The Girl you should not mess with..."

Rin Itoshiki

Rin Itoshiki (糸色 倫)

Nozomu's younger sister, a seventeen-year-old ikebana master. When her name is written horizontally it resembles zetsurin ("unequaled"), which describes her exceptional talent in various skills; however, calling her  zetsurin evokes her fury, as the word is often used as slang for sexual prowess. She has revealed her willingness to marry out of the Itoshiki family in the hope of abandoning her unwanted name. Rin eventually transfers to Nozomu's school and becomes a student in his class, after which she frequently faces the readers/audience with her backside (in a parody Shin-chan, who is also voiced by Akiko Yajima). She also happens to own a chocolate factory.

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